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dapperseoul:
“@kazzykom
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pukicho:

itschrisboys:

pukicho:

I think there should be levels to the death penalty. Like if u kill one guy, then you just get lethal injection or whatever, but if you kill 30 guys, which is pretty bad, you get shot out a canon whilst silly circus music plays in the background. 

or we could just….not kill people? i mean, supermax prisons exist for a reason.

Funny big clown cannons exist for a reason too

autisticexpression:

mutant-what-not:

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This is that rare Far Side ripoff that actually nails it.

catnippackets:

catnippackets:

catnippackets:

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

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had to draw it

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

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william-snekspeare:

william-snekspeare:

william-snekspeare:

anyone want to see a animal

the votes are in. who am I to deny the request of the people.

As promised:

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Dudes check this out. 2 animal’s

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in there

patt-off:

employee210:

Another day in the Office

i remember seeing this a while ago and it’s still so funny

everythingfox:

Elden ring boss battle

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everythingfox:

Elden ring boss battle

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chikinan:

the idea that your friends won’t like you if you’re too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying “going insane all by yourself, handsome?” which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that’s friendship.

toskarin:

ostropest:

toskarin:

this advice is too late for the person I was going to give it to so I’ll just say it in its own post

caffeine on a full stomach makes me feel the mirth and excitement of a noble who was challenged to a duel by a scrawny peasant (specifically, a peasant who does not know that royalty may select a champion in their stead)

caffeine on an empty stomach makes me feel like that noble’s inbred son with every disease, Piotr the Bewitched, who everyone is independently trying to assassinate

And what’s the advice?

mix caffeine and other stimulants on an empty stomach to fill your limit gauge and defeat challenging boss encounters

jame7t:

anarcho-skamunist:

A Dracula will see a funny meme and go “wat a hilarious image! I think I am going to… scream-shot it! Eh eh eh eh”

a dracula would bite the phone . letrs be honest

unculturedandproud:

stealinghiswife-blog:

wicked-naughty-diva:

Look at the center of this image for 30sec, then watch Van Gogh’s *Starry Night* come to life

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Whoa..

What the actual fuck, I thought it was gonna make the lines in the painting kinda wiggly and stuff but holy SHIT.

unculturedandproud:

stealinghiswife-blog:

wicked-naughty-diva:

Look at the center of this image for 30sec, then watch Van Gogh’s *Starry Night* come to life

(via
TumbleOn
)

Whoa..

What the actual fuck, I thought it was gonna make the lines in the painting kinda wiggly and stuff but holy SHIT.